10.) I have something to give.
9.) The Lord answers prayers when you need it most.
8.) The deaf don't hear by feeling vibrations in the air.
7.) When it comes to Shakespeare, I will never get it right.
6.) The Lord will help you get to where you need to be by getting you lost.
5.) The words Yes and No mean everything - it's about how you say it.
4.) Never beat yourself up.
3.) Treat everyon kindly, because deep down inside, they are normal, fighting to come out.
2.) I will never get a job in Taxidermy.
1.) Never tell a man he has nice hair - he will want your phone number.
UTA
A brilliant weekend.
A learning experience.
I'm doing it again.
Dear Talia-
ReplyDeleteHere's your question:
You encounter a band of savage midgets while helping the chicken cross the road. The item to your right is your weapon. The item to the left is your bait.
What are the objects?
and did you give him your number?!
ReplyDeletei mean, if he truly had lovely hair.... !!! :)
Um. Funny story.
DeleteYes-I did. Ask me for details soon! Maybe a blog post?