Clear 'Crick'

I woke up at around six monday morning,

when all of a sudden, I ended up at Lindon Elementary.

I got twinkled to Clear Creak Summer Camp.

I became a favorite counselor of 102 girls.

I got centi 'peed' on.

I got Initiated, which consisted

of a garbage sack dress, running around a broom,

doing the macarana in a bucket of water,

and last.

but of course, not least,

consuming

a blue otter pop

that consists

of blue otter popness,

sweet & sour sauce,

and mustard.

Then I had to whistle.

I wanted to cry.

So I did.

Michelle, my trainer, took care of me.

I survived.

I come home.

I get called in for an understudy.

All I Ask of You, is to simply

show up to the Valley Center Playhouse.

August 22. 6:30.

Bring money.

And you will see me, as you never have.

before.