Like a Princess

I am going to teach you an important rule in people skills:
If you don't know what something means, do not say it. Simple guess work is not good enough any more. You will end up embarrassing yourself and give people something to laugh at.

Want another?
Don't tell someone they need a tan.

Another?
You need MINIMUM four hugs a day. If not, it is hurtful to your emotional health. If you feel down for no good reason? You probably haven't filled up your quota. In order to progress, we must have 12+ hugs.


One more?
If someone asks how they smell after PE and you're in the locker room, please, please PLEASE tell them they need perfume.

It was one of those days where I could easily hide underneath the costume racks for hours.